Różnice polityczne


  • If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
  • If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
  • If a conservative sees a foreing threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liveral wonders how to surreneder gracefully and still look good.
  • If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
  • If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal conuterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
  • If consevative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
  • If a conservative doesn't lika a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.